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Roast Swan / Opening Ceremony (INV038)

by Beckton Alps2 x Chips for the Poor

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1.
Burn Out 03:40
Burn your guts out x 5 / so you got spotted on the spanish highway at 56 kph / late again for doctor geoff / boy is he going to employ some segregation on my middle this morning / dr geoff is a smug horse face repeater with the tightest white smile this side of the g-a-p hq / say it again the g-a-p hq / g-a-p hq / say it again / g-a-p hq / shout it louder / no! / rest your head on a pink settee as your needles drop / green lights don't save lives / green lights don't save lives / yeh I really enjoyed my holiday the other week / saved up 18 months to go abroad / got caught up in a rainstorm / got got caught up in a rainstorm / got / got your .... some people man / look back and see your hand / oh no close your fuckin' window / as your battery runs low / let your battery run low.
2.
Gas Can 04:17
Gas can gonna light it up / jackie chan's fuckin' with my makeup / hooligan can-can / ram it in your head fuckin' bang-bang / day care lovers on the take-up / day care lovers on the knees-up / heavyweight / climb down / reach-around / bus bound / uppercut / headbutt / give a fuck / sick it up / butt plug / suck it up / mucky pup x 2 / .... / suckin' on a wheel with a friend of mine / gobble time / tunnel light / prime time / moshi man / moshi man from a moshi land / moshi dance on a moshi land / moshi stash in the can-can / beef cake pudding take your hands down / excercise / ride a bike / big thighs / crush your mind, head lights / eyelids / winking at the pigs at the doughnut fridge / .... / bath spine / squid licks / .... / shite blind / spine shite / space rock / settee locked / piss dot / shuffle up / shuffle off / crowbar / ice bucket six pack smash it up / puppy farm puppy harm hot dog / stink log big bog head nod / head nod big bog stink log.
3.
Open House 04:00
This is open house sunday keep your fag butts out the potted plants and your kids out the basement / the lights flicker on them kill bill visuals after a vodka towel suck down infernos / cold-calling boil in the bag commandos tongue sarny a glistening trophy cabinet / pulling into town comes a coachload of hired hounds taking a loo break at an egg covered monument / lightning strikes on their lapels / some stone island fonzie appears with a flag he downloaded off an adult nappy website / high-fiving leach lips surround a lonely planet hitchhiker / heavily wedged concrete hermits begin a snap back wrist attack / all them worn out kneecaps and hip replacement kids shit grin and get ready to impress / flip top heads and stove goblins and puffed out chests / this vehicle is reversing / this vehicle is reversing / transport metal mickeys don't pick up on glass daggers in flight socks / kick drop a leather briefcase full of names / dark fruits are peeled outside a ransacked library hall / cement mixers churn up another floor / microwave ping hotels are built for you and yours / cash for all them pulled wisdoms / roots dangle from your jaw / clothes are getting ripped from a headless corpse / it's a one stop semi-conscious muscle fatigued swipe right / neck brace looks a little tight / follow me down an alleyway and prepare to say goodbye / ice lolly rockets are set to launch / another tickbox news report / desert storms are downed in one / did you hear the zodiac was a cop / another warehouse op goes weekend tron / shopping centre veterans know the short cuts / four dot dot twenty / no apology no delay / LED reducing vein lights buzz just like the first time we met / cable tied together on a building site / stir them shadows in your tea bags / tomorrow maybe i'll leave the house.
4.
Let me set the record straight / i don't hate tigers / i don't hate butterflies / i hate snakes x 2 / zero in on your transformation x 2 / got caught in a public telephone box without any socks / yellow pages full of skids / mind pollution since 1986 / sun up on my echo projection / blistered sisters clap out arthritic zone troopers / loose leaning pole vultures / heads .... / they filmed the sewer works hanging in the same studio as the moon landing / you can see the steam from the kitchen kettle in the popped eyeball / paradise begins at home x 2 / paradise forever x 2.
5.
Hello i live in your city / i'm beautiful and well appointed x 3 / johnny's done a reset / johnny's got a wet dick / stuck in my midriff / spag bog my best top / innards on a street kerb / classics summers meltdown / suburbs to the gravestone / suck your mother's gravestone / johnny's on the frontline / caught inside a bassline / nothing but a good time x 2 / fluffing up a drainpipe / whisky bollocks wine time / pillow talk knife crime / jenny was a friend of mine / british knights fright squad / goth bashing wobble gob / head nod the big dog / hook you on a long slog / johnny's on the frontline / caught inside a bassline / nothing but a good time x 2 / johnny x 3 / rubber johnny / johnny x 3 / rubber johnny / johnny x 3 / rubber johnny / johnny x 3 / rubber johnny / here comes the wizbit king / twilight prince shit bit / sparkle gargle choky man / sausage hands frying pan / coconut backflip / makes me fuckin' head trip / britain britained / argos restrained / lidl got framed / take me down a rae days / take me down the rosé / blues brothers crawling / mal's got her tools in / jam sandwich roof top / take a lick throw it off / lap dog fuck ya man / spray your load gun to gut / lay back spark it up / solid bag a head sludge.
6.
Surf Shack 03:39
The year of the surf shack deliverance / join the pesticide boot camp for a great british bake off video loop / scratch that cage / elton john blows out your candle in a piano recital fit / the leaping frog and peanut princess guzzle down on drainpipes / down deck on there that ferry across the mersey / a 17 year old witch doctor is force fed onion rings into a universal blending orgasm / this is soundtracked by the pope rewinding off the wall for the body balance hardcore / choke to death that's what you want / water in the eyeballs and chicken bones in the chest / rest in peace you rotten earth vandel / it was a sodding waste of time being plugged into that faceless brain dryer anyway / sometimes you need to ignore the fog horn and just keep that brick on the pedal / hot sale it's been a hot sale / cycling past foxtons floating prison / we stopped to knock on the cracked glass and laugh at the sheep quiffed drones waterboarding poisoned money dwarfs into crinkled submission / roll on 2078 and relax / a kerb crawling double priest hocks up salt sweats into a really frilly jacket sleeve / he wipes down the stomach coffin and jogs off into a triple x fundraising event / the totaliser for orphaned electricity pylons is currently 18.2 million bloodied pennies / wind farms blush in the distance as a centipede ram-raids the local night club / hundreds and thousands of slopped dogs press their lips to conceal monday's dark spoon / my local rag offers a laminated wrist watch to any sat nav that can locate luke warm soup dragon dribble / the dice have been crushed and blown up your damp cave.
7.
RRINTRO 01:06
Wanna know how thick your neighbour is? / wait til bin day / leaf blowers are noisy and shit / edible undies crunch under foot prints / the closure of public urinals means yellow snow fever is sweeping the nation / dirk diggler is a right rib tickler / m&s bondage classes for the frapp frapp frappuccino masses / a pen pushing whizz kid slips a disc in the wilderness / credits roll on his last breath / mother places a stained glass window in her shed / tea talk pressure leaves the atmosphere / rest in bed.
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9.
We saw snow in texas / our denim was grass stained / we felt nervous / all the cats were fighting / shining shoes guillotine steel x 2 / whack up the surround sound / it's the sondico bravestarr's night out / serve them ducks with white gloves / light bulbs pop / street grit in my sandwich x 2 / scrubbed up rubbed out x 2 / 50 watts is all you got before the sunshine calls / just wait for the mass signal / dignitas on speed dial / chino life for life / excel spreadcheeks / shaving bellends x 2 / set out on that coastal trail / sardine chest press / leave yourself in a rock pool / every sink holes a x 3.
10.
There's a bin fire at the end of my street / swallow my panic attack as i trudge past the crackling defending their needs / doors open and welcome to the emerald city on steroids / dig deep / i said dig deep / a dig deeper / fucked / you're fucked / the flop house has got it's roof removed / you got zoned out by bowler hat squads / raw fingers peeling back rusty canned juice / my bloated belly glows strawberry red / as i detect the governor on his purse pinch daily rounds / maximum heartbeat / british gas are on my back / frozen pipes get bashed / tape down the buzzer and let it ring out / bang on the plasterers radio / set your face to gargoyle / it's a hot dump one life live it x 5 / rim the kerbside / snuffle up the dog ends / couldn't face the queue in the newsagents / when's this meteorite gonna strike? / let's start again with the insects / i'm 1-800 insect / aya fucker x 3.
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12.
carnet 03:34
Ey up chuckie egg / sparkin' out your car boot / bubblegum stuck to your roof top / people walking about picking bits off themselves / binoculars focusing on roof conversions / false ceilings hide those plastic stars / pile drive a mattress / unzip your quiff / looks like pinocchio's getting walloped about outside the odeon / paving slabs get jabbed / radish pips get spit / paisley shirt covered in dirt / snail trails home / miserable cave dwellers / expat cheese straw lips nibbling on camel filter tips / eat this you pork pie misfits / don't get your gucci headband twisted / top shelf kung-fu shots / you got a body like a wet sock / knee bent nation / nuts dangle in your tea cup / this one goes out to the old skool vapours / shed blazers / crispy wavvers / fume chasers / if folk ain't dead then they wanna be / here comes the hangman / you have lost control / make him pay / rip off his mask / emergency exit blocked / cry out for the werewolf / crack that mirror / it's a heavy load / got to have muscles son / any last words my lad? / death of a monster / makes you stronger / i want to stop / the grounds rushing up / job done / i get to rest my eyes / i've seen too much / vomited blackish blood / job done.
13.
Black coffee cowboy / peddling out the man / hamstring bandit / caught in a jam / 3d lizard peeps / vaseline exit / laundry chute shut tight / egg hatch clawed at / loungers to stretchers / stretching out your lounge / always good to have a bruiser set in the clan x 2 / lock the doors / turn off the lights / number plate reflection / parked up outside / whatsapp the postcode / blind date hot desk / hot desk blind date / dark fruit gurgling / chewing on a gymslip / cheeks got dents in / like a sarajevo tesco / stick you in the till mate / when it's time to cash up / see you in the tunnel / get you in the basement / five shot gizzard stiff / bog hopping wet lad / phone got dropped mate / puddle supping bastard.

about

Roast Swan (A)

Burn Out
Gas Can
Open House
Paradise Forever
Rubber Johnny
Surf Shack

*Recorded 2019

Opening Ceremony (B)

RRINTRO
selleck as lassiter
OSLO TORPFIGHTER
remix that villain
ODE TO B.O.U.Y
Carnet
SPLENDER ZAP STRAP

* Recorded 2020

Invisible Spies INV038

Full lyrics available on invidual track listings

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released July 18, 2020

Music - Beckton Alps2

Lyrics - Chips for the Poor

Opening Ceremony Artwork - Jeff Ladouceur

Layout - Rosie Martin

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