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Supreme Vagabond Craftsman - People round here hunker down around six with a roast animal and box of chips. What is this? A rehab skeleton show. Some people here are from the police. Can you glow with what passes as a fake quid left in a pint glass.

Chips for the Poor - We are all Breville rebels caught in a BMW sandwich.

SVC - It takes forever to print off PDFs. I'd kill for some anti-freeze and a knitting needle.

CFTP - My telly is made out of cardboard. Got it tuned into the blizzard.

SVC - When it says error then bookmark your human soul.

CFTP - Switch channels and forget this network. Well spellbound as we change the lamp. Your yardmouth needs to escape. Raising funds for my pony's kick stand. It's got too much of a lean.

SVC - This is that Luther Vandross advert when someone drives a nail into Dawn French's palm. I finish at half two for hot breath earth disco. Mampy size has left a Snickers wrapper under your duvet and crushes you with the glances from behind her soup bowl. What do you do? Fill up on daily bread?

CFTP - Daddy's got a beard and pushchair. The woodpecker eats spaghetti at the dump.

SVC - Stan Collymore turns up with a pocket full of screwed up phone bills. He's off on Monday and Thursday to attend a Gypo wedding.

CFTP - A smile back saves lives. Your cracked fortress needs some starlight improvement. A retail solution. There's cereal blockage on the high street.

SVC - I love this bit. It's that Lou Reed song when people gash themselves open.

CFTP - Wonky church lads love to go at it Mad Max style. Fingering arse grapes. Them cut out kings grab some fade away. Grafters on Grifters. Gobble gobble youth control.

SVC - Get round the monitor with your mug of Sprite. Here's a mood biscuit. Tuck it under your waistband. No-one will notice. Did you fold a bird's wing into your open pocket Dr Twilight?

CFTP - Just driving back from the vets using my car to send a text. You will be amazed how passionate I can be. Quick step. Quick step. Flintstones scrabble by the park bog. Might pop in. You ain't allowed in the bunker. Them beds are taken. Grab your selfie by the flames. Frozen out by dental clowns. Pound stretcher is a bum stretcher.

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from Eccentric Women in Oswestry / The Handshake Exchange (INV033), released August 15, 2018
Drop-box-vox - Chips for the Poor and Supreme Vagabond Craftsman
Music by Supreme Vagabond Craftsman

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